ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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