I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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