If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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