was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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