The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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