There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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