my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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