Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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