And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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