I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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