It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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