Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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