I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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