How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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