Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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