Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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