It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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