Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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