We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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