Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
