Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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