Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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