No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Shame is for Republicans.
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