I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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