No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
