I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Someone shit on the floor
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm passing your future prison.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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