her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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