got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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