its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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