How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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