I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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