After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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