her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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