i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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