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The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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