So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We left the knife in your bed.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
