If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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