i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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