we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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