We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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