How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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