doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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