Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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