At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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