READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Randomize