so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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