dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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