I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
apparently the secret to your success is patron
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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