I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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