Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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