help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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