i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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