ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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