ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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