even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My cat gives me a boner
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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