it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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