Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
NoShamevember. You game?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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