how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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