You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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