Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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