That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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